corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

dirudo:

my family doesn’t know im gay so these are my likes on FB

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annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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j5h:

what the fuck white people

j5h:

what the fuck white people

ollivander:

mollisweetmassacre:

cyberlocc:

everyone goin 2 hell

WHAT!!?!?!?!

NO BUT THIS IS A REAL THING SOMEONE LINK IT

ollivander:

mollisweetmassacre:

cyberlocc:

everyone goin 2 hell

WHAT!!?!?!?!

NO BUT THIS IS A REAL THING SOMEONE LINK IT

officialunitedstates:

You could hold someone’s doorbell hostage and there’s nothing they could do.  You ring the doorbell and demand $4.15 and they have to give in to your demands or you’ll keep ringing it forever.  You could stand there all day ringing their doorbell and the police wouldn’t be able to stop you because the police are dirty and want their cut of the doorbell ransom business

dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

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secondstartotherightamirite:

fartgallery:

boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob

boo is one letter from boob too tho

life is just full of miracles

officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.

officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.