elmntry:

im sick of the lies

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK YOU ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY PLEASE YOU ARE SO BLOODY OBNOXIOUS
Anonymous

Is this because I dress better than you?

nnacaroni:

I model clothes for waiters

nnacaroni:

I model clothes for waiters

recentgooglesearches:

how to nicely inform a friend that they are memeing too hard

toxicmp3:

"hi.tumblr.com not found"

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callmeoutis:

purlycubes:

senior quotes class of 1957

high schoolers have literally not changed at all

zachthemermaid:

when ur shitty blog gets deleted

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rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective